Category: Fatherhood

Fatherhood

The More Things Change

There’s a chime that sounds in my new neighborhood. I don’t know where it comes from…maybe the house across the street? Maybe a block away. I don’t know. It sounds slightly like the song from the Harry Potter movies. I think it’s supposed to chime every half hour–and I suppose it does, technically–but not at […]

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Fatherhood

Impending Parenthood: Pies

Awhile back, I wrote about how I’m going to be a dad. I’ve spent hours crafting stories about zombies, murder, and all kinds of other horrifying crap, and that still might be the most terrifying post I’ve ever written. That’s not to say I’m not excited about being a father–I am. It’s just that it’s […]

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Fatherhood

So This Is Happening

If you know me at all, in real life, or through the internet, there are two things you probably know about me. One is that I’m fat. The other is that I’ve never wanted kids. The fat thing I’ve wavered on a few times over the years–every once in awhile, I’ll manage to get myself […]

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Degenerates

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