You’re here, so I’m guessing you were looking for me. But this is the real question: which me are you looking for? Don’t worry–we aren’t going to tackle the philosophical aspect of that question. Instead, we’ll just keep it basic.

Personal antics involving my normal life as a parent: right here on this very website! Under the tag fatherhood.

If you’re looking for the overweight fictional character who is forced to fight crime in a bodysuit, I think it’s safe to assume that you’re looking for the amazing Portly Boy!

If you’re looking for various weird short stories, you should check out Ivory Towers Media or The Strangelands.

Ivory Towers is one of my newer sites, filled with stories mostly about a haunted town. Other stuff, too, with a common thread of the bizarre.The Strangelands is old school, baby. It’s where I first started writing on the internet, so although I sometimes still update over there, it’s more of an internet time machine than anything. You can see the dumb stuff I wrote back in the day, when I was confident (for me), and thought I knew shit. Some parts of it are a little broken, but I love the old place.

Um…I think that’s it. I’ll update if I remember anything else.